I Once Had a Statue
I once had a statue.
Not an ordinary statue,
A statue that was very special to me.
A leprechaun named Bon-Bon
Stood about three inches tall
With a beard as red as the setting sun
And as long as a river.
Little lifeless figurine
Looking as happy as can be
With a pipe in his beard
And shades on his eyes
The little guy was bright as night skies.